Everybody farts anyway!

Remember the one rupee Hajmola packet? That's what I've been carrying in my purse for the past one month because of the reason I-don't-know-why. I know I should be carrying something more like mint me being hot, sizzling and ready to mingle...haha! Okhay, jokes apart, I never even tried to offer it to my friends, to myself, or take it out.My purse (a small hand-purse) is always packed, never with cash, but with more important basic necessities like compact powder, eyeliner, lip gloss, perfume, comb, a pen, tissues, a Lilliputian mirror, my pen drive, hand-cream etc., and yet this packet of "HJ" managed to tug itself in for over a month!I can imagine an over-crowded city bus where some guy just starts running "behind" the bus to get "inside" the bus, and like a champion sprinter wins the race....just like the HJ in my purse :)


And so I was traveling this Sunday when everyone was singing "Hosana" , which could be one likely reason I almost felt sick. I couldn't sleep, I couldn't read, I didn't have my MP3 player, no companion, and the only time pass I could think of was to get sick *lol* I was somewhat feeling pukish, and wanted to have something sour real bad!! Then I remembered Dabur Hajmola tablets, took it out from my purse then paused for a moment. I looked at the lady sitting beside me, she was sleeping. But then there were people sitting behind me, and in front of me who were chattering away. If I opened the packet I knew it too well it was going to smell like fart, or "akhuni", or "bekang kan", or "nghapih". Since my co-passengers know only "fart" from among the above mentioned, they were sure to corner me with those suspicious, guilty eyes. But what could I do? Throw up? No!! I wasn't even that sick. I just wanted to have the smelly tablets...and I might even want to compose a song on it with the title "Smelly Haj" just like Phoebe composed "Smelly Cat" .So with a strong resistance, and a stronger urge for the tabs, I opened the wrapper comforting myself with the thought "Everybody farts anyway!!" and sucked the smelly Haj :-)